I am for sure not the kind of mother who finds her daughter licking butter off of wax paper thrown into the paper recycling bin. Nope, not me...no way. And, I'm for sure not the kind of mother who lets her child play with the knocked over recycling bin and dig around in old cardboard.
Who would leave their fridge door open on purpose to let their baby play and climb into it. I would NEVER do that.
Only a crazy mom would let/watch their 8 month old climb unassisted onto the coffee table and then not make it in time as they slowly fall off. Wow...that would make me a terrible mom.
I'm also not the kind of mom who has turned into a germ freak this past week since her daughter was sick and took her to the McDonald's play place just to wipe down every object she even thought about touching with paci wipes first. Only an insane parent does that...right?
I would NEVER let my baby cry it out in the morning because she woke up too early crying not once but twice thinking it was teething only to find out later she had a fever from a remaining ear infection not yet healed. What kind of mom does that. NOT ME!
I'm the kind of mom who strictly enforces an all organic diet. That's why I would never let my baby eat Doritos, powder sugar donuts, chili cheese fries, french toast, McDonald's french fries, and a cinnamon roll in one weekend. Talk about a terribly unbalanced diet and bad parenting.
Also, I'm not a "hover-er". I'm not the type who goes into their babies nursery every night to watch their baby sleep for a few minutes before they get in bed just because they're so cute. Nope...I never do that. I don't do that every. single. night.
So, what kind of parent are you not?